I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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