the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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