dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
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coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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