you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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