So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The power of my boobs compel you
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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