It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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