I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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