Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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