doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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