fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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