grandma shit on top of the toilet
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
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We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
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All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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