he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
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I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
This is my gift to your gina
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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