The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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