So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
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I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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