i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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