So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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