theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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