Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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