i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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