Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
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