Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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