there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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