He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Congratulations! We have a period
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