can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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