I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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