so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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