i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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