So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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