whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He told me they were just razor bumps!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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