Don't you send me to vm
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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