8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I just want nice things and good sex
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
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