look no pants
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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