Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
