Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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