New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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