I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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