He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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