so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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