have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
