Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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