Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I would ride that face into the sunset
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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