? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
