Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I'm always down for nudity.
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