I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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