I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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