So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
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i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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