super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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