i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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