and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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