What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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