You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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