Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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