Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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