is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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