it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
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