hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Dick very happy bro
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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