did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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