nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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